Recently, a caretaker was arrested for leaving a disabled man in a park on a rainy day. The caretaker was inside his car smoking weed. while the disabled man was outside yelling for his caretaker to take him out of the shower.

The local theatre is running $5 movies for select days and times, with new movies such as Super Mario Galaxy and The Minecraft Movie running at matinee time and movies such as The Lost Boys and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off running at 7 p.m. on Tuesdays, which shows that children love nothing more than to watch adults do amazing things and that adults love nothing more than viewing teens as hot.

The local fire stations are increasing their fees with apartment complexes to keep up with rising costs and demands. They were instituting a flat fee to these business before, but now have shifted to a new FireFight subscription service, offering basic checkups, small fires and pet services for $911 a month, with bigger arson-level fires and blazes being covered at the FightFight+ level, costing about $1331, a higher price $420 above the base subscription.

A family recently opened a cookie shop called Melted Morsl inspired after a game of restaurant with their 7 year old daughter. The daughter is now asking them to play a new game called “I never spend any real time with you and I miss my parents”.

Ocoee Police Department presented a check to the Special Olympics of Florida after raising money waiting tables at Texas Roadhouse. Some of the officers reported issuing DUIs as customers left, citing they themselves served the beer so there was no getting out of it.

A local festival called “MAY-nia” took place at a local park, but was shut down after a light drizzled caught many off guard. Many were also off-put by a wet disabled man asking why he isn’t out of the shower.